Friday, November 6, 2009

Levi Johnston is an idiot

My apologies for having to be so blunt. But, the thing is the guy doesn't know who William Shatner is. How can you not know that? Okay, so the guy is only 18 but, how can you not know about Captain James T. Kirk?

Levi not only knows how to make the most out of knocking up and then breaking up with a teenage girl but, he knows how to keep his notoriety going much longer than his fifteen minutes should have lasted. Actually, the only reason anybody is still talking to him is because the jury is still out on if Sarah Palin is a train wreck or a phoenix getting set to rise from her own ashes.

Johnston is The Coattail Kid. He is riding on the coattail of his looks, his drunken slur manner of speaking, and his association with the maiden of the North. It would be fantastic if this kid managed to transcend his slimy exterior. But, so far he is too self assured and stupid to realize that if he actually succeeds in destroying Palin's career nobody will be all that interested in speaking with him anymore. He isn't all that interesting and leaves viewers in need of a shower with a Brillo pad.

Rumor has it that the guy is an aspiring actor but, the only roles he is likely to bag are all painted blue. Really, it would be good for him to lower his profile, get rid of the lazy drawl, and grow up a bit. By then, he'll still have his looks but, might be a bit less slimy, so a bit more engaging.

By the way, Levi, grow a funny bone. It is kind of ironic that the man reading fake Twitter posts has made a fine art out of mocking himself. Shatner is not only a legend and a cultural icon, in his youth he was known for being a bit of an ass. It would do you good to learn a bit more about him.