Sunday, November 29, 2009

If it smells bad, don't eat it

Yuck! Last night, it was my chance to do a little Christmas shopping and get some stuff done at home. Taxes, and editing my book. Stuff like that. So, I wanted to save a little time.

The Oceans is right beside the Toys R Us. I had my reservations but, they have fresh food and I wanted something quick and easy. I'm always a bit hesitant about the sushi counter. Especially when the people making it have gone for the day.

But, hey, I figured now that Loblaw Companies Limited is supposed to own them, their food safety should be more reliable. Don't believe it. I don't think it's the sushi that got me. More like the seaweed salad. It didn't smell right as soon as I opened it. But, you know I don't eat it that often and figured it was seaweed and hey, maybe that's what it is supposed to smell like. My nose doesn't always do a great job and sometimes things kick in a bit stronger than other times.

I forced myself through half the package because I was hungry and threw out the rest. Now, I woke up at half past five in the morning wanting to throw up and wishing I could. I tried sticking my finger down my throat but, didn't have the stomach to go through with it. Don't know how bulimics do it. I suppose you could get used to anything.

Now, I'm not sure what to do. Those hepatitis commercials have pretty much freaked me out. You know the ones. They start off with a nice tropical beach scene and then point out all the hidden dangers. Then one of the people says "hmmm, this looks nice", like an unsuspecting tourist who is perfectly healthy and about to ingest some Hep A or B. So, they suggest getting Twinrix.

Then, they went even further to suggest that hidden dangers exist at home, too. So, this is where they really get you. The vaccine doesn't exactly inoculate you for an extended period of time. Only three months. So what exactly are they expecting people to do? Go get it every three months? A bit ridiculous, no?

I wish I could just throw up, now. This feeling of disgusting, pending explosion is stuck at the back of my throat. I think that if I keep sitting here with my face looking like I want to blow chunks, it will stay that way permanently.

Just imagine me sitting in front of a potential client or at a book reading with a face like that. Hey, kiddies, want to hear a bed time story? Aaaaaargh, mommy! The scary lady is talking to us!!!!

So, be careful about eating ready made food from Oceans. Even if they did remodel their store, it doesn't mean the food is any safer. Maybe the reduced price sticker should have warned me off but, I was going by the best before date.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

When Are You Too Old To Have Sex?

What is the legal age limit for sex? No really? When does sex become out of the question? At 60? 70? 80? Who decides these things?

The fact of the matter is that as people get older, it becomes harder and harder to hook up. Circles of friends and acquaintances shrink because people die off and, although not impossible, finding somebody with whom to engage in a little carnal lust becomes more challenging. So, what is a octogenarian to do to scratch an itch that nobody really wants to scratch for him anymore?

In Brampton, Ontario there is a particularly bad problem related to prostitution. I didn't know this and wouldn't expect it there. I drive past it all the time and only found out from reading about it in the local paper. I guess you would have to know what to look for. To me, it wasn't obvious. Incidentally, the Brampton Guardian is an exceptional local rag.

Anyway, it turns out that Kennedy and Queen give Church Street, in Toronto, a run for its money. The reason? All the old folks homes. Older men who want sex and are not afraid to pay for it.

So, the local police force is busy slapping great grandpa wrists over patronizing a profession that is older than their own. Why?

Why is prostitution illegal, anyway? By pulling the moral high road politicians and law keepers, alike, are ignoring more serious issues, leaving the truly desperate with few alternatives, and missing out on substantial tax revenue.

As long as there is a need for sex and a willingness to pay for it, this is not an occupation that is ever going to go away? Why are we wasting so many taxpayer dollars and legal resources on attempting to quash it instead of dealing with bigger issues.

By recognizing prostitution for the valid business that it is, we as a society would all be better off. We would stop turning a blind eye to something that always has and always will exist at the same time as providing control and protection over the spread of sexually transmitted diseases and put the power in the hands of the front line staff, instead of their pimps.

Pimps, themselves, serve a powerful role as agents, managers, and protectors. Instead of targeting people who want to satisfy a perfectly human craving, and the people willing to fill that void, police and the court system should hunt down those that are unscrupulous enough to compel minors into prostitution or use drugs to secure human property.

The role of police, the courts, law makers is to serve and protect tax payers and law abiding citizens. Why should a mutually consensual exchange of service for payment exclude anybody from being considered equally entitled to their respect and protection?

Let us come back to the issue of health and taxes. How much does it cost us all in social services to finally help those that have hit rock bottom? The ones who have succumbed to the ravages of drug addiction and sexually transmitted diseases? Legalized prostitution would allow the enforcement of licenses to practice and mandatory regular testing for STDs. It would also be easier to control the spread of disease through targeted education and awareness campaigns.

As far as taxes are concerned, this is one profession where in good times, business is good, and in bad times, it is better. It probably rivals funeral parlors. So, when bankrupt municipalities are scratching their heads wondering how to stay out of bankruptcy it only makes sense to consider legalization of this most noble of professions.

Come on, people! Stop wasting money on the futility of ignoring the larger issues. Protect the downtrodden and forgotten elements of our society. Stop targeting the low hanging fruit, or more to the point, low hanging balls of "dirty old men". It's time we started using tax payer dollars more wisely and reaping the rewards of a more enlightened approach to basic human suffering.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Personal Morals are Shaped by Others

There is one thing that cannot be argued. That thing is personal beliefs. Nobody can dictate another person's individual stance on core values. However, we are social animals.

To live in a group means to agree to comply with a unified system by which to judge and be judged. The ability to permit others to determine personal values is integral to the ability to coexist with others in a community. While there may be some room for interpretation, and degree of acceptance, ultimately, the concepts of religion, education, government, and law enforcement are based on the premise that people must be open to external influence.

Even when the opinion of "the greater good" is contrary to the fiber of one's being, it is necessary to gain some support from like-minded individuals before any change can be made. When support is lacking, it must be garnered. Without it, one voice can be easily silenced.

Throughout history, there are countless examples where core values of entire nations had been drastically changed. Some, for the better, some for the worse. Take for example slavery, honor killings, female castration, minimum age requirements for child brides, marriage between siblings, gladiator fights, chivalry, acceptance of female ability to choose how and whom to live with. At some point, each of these was a contentious issue.

The very point that people are willing to go to war and fight for their ideals implies that there cannot be a complete separation between individual values and the need to influence, and be influenced by others. Without it, there is only anarchy.

When we send our children to school and teach them to think for themselves, we do it within a commonly accepted framework. Those that don't face the wrath of authority. If what is dictated as the norm doesn't seem normal, it is a question of pressure from numbers. Enough people have to stand for or against something for it to make any real difference.

There was a guy in Toronto who took offence to the teaching of To Kill A Mockingbird in school because of objections against use of the n word. It isn't the first or last time that people try to white-wash history. Countless examples exist where through either small tactics, such as this, or larger efforts such as burning books in public squares and sending all the intelligencia to Siberia, people have attempted to sway public opinions of right and wrong. By saying that something simply did not happen they are attempting to control what happens in the future.

Both examples demonstrate two extremes of the same issue,. In each case it was mass agreement to accept or reject what was being served as gospel that cemented rejection of those values. Sometimes, it is enough to show indignation. Sometimes, blood is shed and lives are destroyed. In all cases, it is a fight for mass support.

There will always be those who believe so strongly in what they feel is right that they are willing to go to any lengths to influence others to their point of view. These people comprise a very small portion of the human population. The rest, whether consiously or not, need and want to be told what is right and what is wrong. This is right and good. Not everybody should be a leader. If they were, who would follow? If personal values were not meant to be guided by others, we would live in Chaos.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Ma Cheri, Choose Love

I just finished watching Cheri, with Michelle Pfeiffer. Rupert Friend, Kathy Bates, and a bunch of other perfectly cast individuals. It has got to be one of the most satisfyingly genius pieces I have ever watched.

There are few actors that never fail to deliver in much the same way as Pfeiffer. Perhaps, only surpassed by Meryl Streep.

Cheri is an adaptation of a 1920s novel by Colette and is masterfully put together. Despite being completely devoid of swearing, full frontal nudity, and any sort of violence it is more powerful and engaging than just about anything I've seen since The Deep End of the Ocean.

For a true definition of irony, watch the end of the movie. In a nut shell, two lovers are so bound by convention and desire to do right by each other that they deny themselves the one thing that will make each of them happy. So, bound by their own ideals that Leah surrenders her due to the curse of being born too early, and Cheri being bound by his obligation to live his due number of years, agrees to let go of Leah. In the end, it was all for nothing.

Love is what it is. Despite all that we read, see, and hear about it, so few are blessed with actually experiencing it. For those that do, even fewer value it as fully as they should. In a nut shell, and unless you are a nut, if you can't live without somebody, do your utmost to live life without regrets.

Gifts are to be enjoyed, not squandered. Love, like life, should not be wasted for want of lead.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Lou Dobbs Quits CNN - A Brighter Future for Journalism

For many years now, there has been a wide-spread pandemic in the media. To be perfectly frank, it had gone to the dogs so long ago that it would be more appropriate to say that it had gone to the maggots.

Being a bit out of the loop, I was shocked to find out tonight that Lou Dobbs and CNN had made a "mutual decision" to part ways. According to Dobbs, CNN had advised him that they were moving away from his style of reporting the news to a more middle ground approach.

Lou seemed to express outrage and confusion at the notion that the public should be left to their own devices to form an opinion of goes on in the news, rather than being force fed opinions. Instead of providing impartial facts of the day, Dobbs feels that the public is ill suited to think for themselves. Heavens sake, if journalism has to resort to simply reporting the news instead of using air time to brain wash the public, they might actually have to fill in the dead air with substance.

So, unable to see the rational behind such an obviously corrupt and ridiculous notion, Dobbs opted to walk away. That's too bad. It's a good thing that John Stewart will have no shortage of other bone heads to laugh at. But, Dobbs will still be around. It's just that John will have to start listening to the radio and somehow translate that to the Daily Show. Then again, many radio stations do live web casts.

What was more surprising is that Stewart seems to be convinced that it is the media's job to not only report the news but, also provide a slant. This has always struck me as being at odds with what he actually does for a living. For such a rational and intelligent man, he seems satisfied to gather facts from people who are just flying by the seat of their pants. Well, hopefully they're wearing clean underwear because you just never know when they might get thrown under a bus.

Call Your Boy Arthur

It is with love of life and all that live that I dare to suggest that the name 'Arthur' will soon enjoy a resurgence in popularity. Though one out of every 7 boys in Belgium have been given this moniker, in the States it is certainly no Jacob [1]. Still, with some of the most influential history makers bearing the name, it is only a matter of time.

Names, like clothes, are a statement. In fact, in some countries, and eras, there is more in a name than how it rings in parental ears. There are political and socioeconomic prejudices that can work for or against a person, simply based on their name. To choose the wrong name could be to welcome undesirable attention from people who feel strongly against the ideologies and philosophies of people that share that name.

When the Greeks officially turned away from multi-deity worship in favor of the Greek Orthodox Church, it actually became illegal to use certain names associated with anything that did not espouse the new ideals. To be called Eugene was to invite persecution.

Take for example the names Jesus, Adolph, Elvis, Eugene, or Ossama. No doubt, each brought up an image in the gentle reader's mind. Though each being common and popular in their own right, a couple would be wise to think twice before choosing such a name... unless, they were attempting to make a definite statement.

On the other hand, time heals all wounds and perhaps those statements would not ring so clear or true with the passage of a few generations. Perhaps on meeting a beautiful newborn Arthur, one's mind won't automatically associate his innocence with King Arthur and Knights of the Round Table, President Arthur Chester, Arthur Miller, Arthur C. Clark, the Dudley Moore movie Arthur, or Arthur the cartoon.

The origins of the name is not clearly defined. It is thought to have been first used in Britain and pre-dates Roman times. The meaning is approximated to mean either "bear" or "stone", depending on if you opt for the Celtic or Gaelic translation. It is a name that promotes an image of power and strength, and as such, is sure to see a resurgence in popularity.


Sources:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur
http://www.yeahbaby.com/world-name-popularity.php?name=Arthur
http://babynamesworld.parentsconnect.com/meaning_of_Arthur.html

Sunday, November 8, 2009

What software is needed to create an e-card

With the holidays upon us, and money being stretched thin, you may be looking at your options for sending more environmentally friendly and less costly season's greetings. One option is creating an e-card and sending it out either via email or posting it through a social networking site. There are two options and a myriad of service providers offering both paid and free alternatives.

Option 1: Send Customize Existing Templates

There is no shortage of sites offering the ability to send e-cards. In these cases, there is no need for any special software other than what is required to connect to and surf the web. For example:

Myecardsonline
123greatings
Hallmark
evite

In addition, many sites that allow you to upload and develop photos on-line will also provide this service. For example:

Costco
Shutterfly

Option 2: Create A Card On Your Own

To do this you will need some sort of software. This can be as simple as using MS Word and playing around with fonts and dropping in clip art or photos, or using some sort of image editing software such as PhotoShop, or Paint Shop Pro. In addition to applications which can be purchased there is an assortment of quality freeware applications which can be downloaded off the Internet. Consider, too, that if you have a digital camera, it probably came with some software that may be useful for this purpose.

For the most part, many of these applications work on the same premise and can be muddled through even by a novice. Many of the functions are icon driven and images are universal so selection and cropping tools look more or less the same regardless of what you are using. My taking advantage of help text and hovering over icons it is possible to teach yourself the basics of any image editing app.

It is important to remember that the size of the ecard will affect how quickly it can be sent over email, and downloaded by the recipients. The biggest culprits are photographs. Since they are not intended for printing, it is sufficient to reduce resolution to 72dpi. The size of the image can also be reduced to no larger than 800 x 600 ppi. Once complete, the card should be saved to JPG format and can be sent as a simple email attachment.

Don't Be A Martyr


If graphics software is not something that you have had a lot of experience with it may not be worth it to try doing this the hard way. Investigate e-card service providers before trying to recreate the wheel.

Butterfly Dance

The sky is filled with warm crisp air
Refreshing and bewildering
Unknown to me what the day holds
It has yet to unfold

Above my head a dance begins
Circle the clouds
Each flutter of a butterfly
The wings are full of purpose

The rustling of the leaves above
Almost removes me from my trance
Still nothing is so fully there
As the dancing butterflies

Surely they know what to do
What choices they must make
Undoubtedly there is a song
That answers all my woes

My eyes begin to fill the gaps
They glisten as they watch
The gentle gliding to and fro
Of insects and of foes

For if they do not care for me
And go about their day
They must not love me as they should
They world lives just for me

Then I blink and realize
The song and dance is through
Its time to choreograph my own
My dreams are mine to form

Saturday, November 7, 2009

The Irony of Reading Blogs About How Technology Is Making Us Lazy

Of all the things I've written lately, one article that is attracting world wide attention is the one on how technology is making us lazy. I am shocked at where all the traffic is coming from. It really is the WORLD WIDE WEB. Wow!

Today I got an email from a University student in the U.K., I've removed the name to protect their privacy:

On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 9:20 PM, wrote:
>
> hi,
> I read your article on "Technology making us lazy"...I thought it was very good and broadly thought. I’m emailing because I’m actually choosing this subject as a final year project. I'm at university yes. My question if you have the time is "What do you think is the point of this? Why do you think it would be a good idea for an audience to be aware of it? What would be the target audience?" Can you write back on what you have on this? I’m doing multimedia, so I will be making a 30 min video of this. Haven't decided yet on whether to make it as a documentary or little movie but will after more research.
>
> Many thanks


Hello,

Thank you for your compliment on my article. I'm glad you enjoyed it. The piece was basically a rant and I was quite surprised to see that it had gotten as popular as it has had. I've had people reading the article from quite literally all over the world. So, the target audience is basically anybody who spends their time reading blogs, I suppose.

It is quite ironic that people sit at all hours in front of some sort of technological device and spend time reading rants about how technology helps them waste time. It's kind of like watching a cat chase its own tail just because it's behind them. There has really been so much said and done about this already that if you are going to do a final year university project about it I really think you should incorporate the following things:

- humour: the irony of a multimedia project that ridicules its own essence despite taking itself so seriously
- history: the first computer ever created was the calculator. This was a marked improvement over the abacus. Now, most kids can't multiply 7 x7 without using one and have full professorial support to bring calcs. into exam rooms.
- doomsayers: incorporate sci-fi commentary from genres such as cyberpunk. You should be able to find clips from movies based on the works of William Gibson, and of course he isn't the only one.
- current state: there have been many studies in recent months about the detriment of multi-tasking. That it is actually reducing the average person's ability to be effective at individual tasks because when they are doing many things at once, they are not doing any of them all that well. Also, that there is a proportional link between the level of technology available and the level of stress being suffered.
- forecast for the future: are people likely to scale back? Revolt? force a revolution where users are able to focus more on actually doing what they need to do rather than becoming too distracted by the tools they are using?
- it may also add credibility to your argument if you pump in some facts and figures regarding how much of a typical corporate budget is spent these days on sustaining its IS/IT resources and interview some CFOs/CEOs regarding their perceived value of this investment as compared to how they were doing business 25 to 30 years ago. Ask them if they feel the trade off is worth it.

And above all, remember Homer Simpson at work in the power plant. As I said, there has already been a lot of thought behind this issue so there is a rich amount of resources to draw on. Good luck with your project.

On Sat, Nov 7, 2009 at 11:41 PM, <> wrote:

> Hey,
>
> Thank you very much for your advice. It is great. It is actually in parallel to >some of my ideas towards it. Especially the humur and history.....
> I never knew about the dilemas people have on this subject. I wanted to do >something to do with technology and I thought of its drawbacks. So I asked the >question if it making us lazy? Now that Im researching on it I found your article >quite interesting. I took its frame under consideration because I think it is >right. Obviously I have a target audience different to that of yours. I asked you >the question because yesterday my project supervizor analyzed my idea and said that >it is solid but find out "what is the point?" find the question "Why are you basing >your final year project on this?" .....
>
> I have quite a simple answer.
>
> " Well, the point is that some people aren’t aware of this. They aren’t aware >that technology with all its rewards by making our lives easier, can actually give >us the option to be lazy. It is making things easier, but through that it can lead >to you eliminating activity. Nobody should be inactive because there are great >disadvantages that come with that. You lose your sharpness, creativity, may become >obese and so on. So choosing to actually go shopping rather than transacting it >over the internet is a better idea. This is what I’m arguing and trying to make >you aware of the subject. But it is your choice. "
> So my target is towards people that aren't aware of their behaviours. To make >them think and make better choices on this case.

> What do you think of that?


> Appriciated.
> Thanks a lot

> Take care.

I think that there is a far bigger consequence to society, as a whole, than the harm to the individual. Actually, online shopping is a positive because it enables the shopper to make better decisions and force vendors to improve the quality of their products and be more price competitive.

Instead I would focus on things like gaming, gambling, social networking sites where people engage in chatting with people that they don't count among their inner circle, anything to do with basically time wasting tasks. Things people would not do in a different way.

The detriment to becoming technology sloths is the quality of output. For instance, search engines have their own agenda as to what results are returned and the information found online may or may not be reliable. However, too many students rely on the Internet as their only source of information. This is raising a lazy generation of students who will enter the workforce and be unable to do true due diligence. These will be the doctors, lawyers, leaders, and educators of tomorrow.

Ultimately, a lazy society is one that has lost the taste for a good fight and will become unable to face true adversity. It is, in effect another symptom of the decline of the Western Civilization.

Your target audience should be high school and university students, as well as those responsible for educating and guiding them. There is a very real threat to our way of life and our ability to advance and thrive as a society if those that are responsible for driving us forward are not equipped with the skills to do so.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Levi Johnston is an idiot

My apologies for having to be so blunt. But, the thing is the guy doesn't know who William Shatner is. How can you not know that? Okay, so the guy is only 18 but, how can you not know about Captain James T. Kirk?

Levi not only knows how to make the most out of knocking up and then breaking up with a teenage girl but, he knows how to keep his notoriety going much longer than his fifteen minutes should have lasted. Actually, the only reason anybody is still talking to him is because the jury is still out on if Sarah Palin is a train wreck or a phoenix getting set to rise from her own ashes.

Johnston is The Coattail Kid. He is riding on the coattail of his looks, his drunken slur manner of speaking, and his association with the maiden of the North. It would be fantastic if this kid managed to transcend his slimy exterior. But, so far he is too self assured and stupid to realize that if he actually succeeds in destroying Palin's career nobody will be all that interested in speaking with him anymore. He isn't all that interesting and leaves viewers in need of a shower with a Brillo pad.

Rumor has it that the guy is an aspiring actor but, the only roles he is likely to bag are all painted blue. Really, it would be good for him to lower his profile, get rid of the lazy drawl, and grow up a bit. By then, he'll still have his looks but, might be a bit less slimy, so a bit more engaging.

By the way, Levi, grow a funny bone. It is kind of ironic that the man reading fake Twitter posts has made a fine art out of mocking himself. Shatner is not only a legend and a cultural icon, in his youth he was known for being a bit of an ass. It would do you good to learn a bit more about him.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

How Technology Helps Waste Time

Some people are blessed with an unwavering commitment to running their lives like clockwork. They have an agenda and go through their day according to a well defined plan. They wake up at the same time each day, go through the exact same routine and have each hour earmarked for a specific task. The rest of us are suffocating under an unforgiving tide of information overload.

Technology has made it a little too easy to get side tracked. We may start each day off with great intentions but, before we know it the day is done and our energy is sapped. When we finally slump down at the end of the day and wonder where the time went we scratch our heads wondering how checking a couple of emails ended up taking five hours. How did checking the weather turn into a marathon gaming session?

Even if gaming wasn't what ate up your time there is all that multitasking. Technology has made it extremely difficult to focus on one thing at at time. The time savings realized by automating redundant processes is stolen back by multiplying the number of possible processes we are now capable of taking on.

Aside from a very few individuals, most people are not quite as good at multitasking as they would like to think. This means that the majority of people continually overload on the amount of things they think they will be able to accomplish in a day, an afternoon, an hour. That's why so many things are left undone. The bucket list of today's generation is going to be much larger than that of our grandparents. I say grandparents because many of our parents have gotten caught up in the same conundrum.

Most people are simply not content enough to relax and take it easy because the washing machine is taking care of the laundry. So, they either fill the void by taking it easier or not taking it easy enough. What we have lost is the ability to stop and really smell the roses because we are so busy doing online research on which soil options are most appropriate for the local climate and looking for the best deal on rose bulbs. Technology has taken so much of the routine out of our routine that we are desperately looking for a way to fill the void.

We no longer have to prowl the produce aisle looking for a date or join book clubs and walking groups because we can spend hours on hours reviewing online profiles. Times certainly have changed quickly and most people have yet to realize just how much time has been wasting through technological. pursuits.

Gaydar

Gaydar, a term used for some people's intuitive ability to detect other people's propensity for being attracted to the same sex, is nothing more than a best guess. The term is meant to sound mechanical, like radar. But, radar is much more fool proof.

In actuality, if a person is gay and has not sworn themselves to a life of celibacy, they have to be willing to put out some clues. Those individuals that gift themselves with the power of "gaydar" are simply trying to say that they are better at pin pointing subtle hints than most of the other people they know.

Due to the delicate nature of sexuality, and society's sometimes complete aversion to homosexuality, some people are much more shy about the clues they make available. Subtlety is their best defence against prejudice and adverse reactions from their peers. After all, letting the wrong people know of a person's sexual orientation could impact their ability to not only earn a living but, also stay away from physical harm. Just look at what happened on Jenny Jones.

Some people are fearless, and some are defiant. Those that are really out there, or flaming, have gay written all over them and no amount of metro sexuality will cover it up. They are the ones that were assless chaps on top of the gay pride floats. Others, wear suits and ties to their jobs as CEO's of Fortune 500 companies and work toward curing childhood diabetes. Others still work as education professionals helping sculpt young minds. For those people, it would be career suicide to be so open about their personal choices. Still, everybody wants to be loved and has certain physical needs.

The other side of the coin is that it really does take one to know one. If we, ourselves, possess certain qualities, these are easier to detect in others. We know what to look for. A Polish person can spot another Pole from across a crowded room while staring at the back of their head. This is true for any group that is closely linked into their personal identity. This is no more a function of any sort of radar than an ability to be at peace with oneself and see in others mutually shared qualities. Those that profess to have "gaydar" are just looking for bragging rights and false attention. They are also the ones most likely to get beat to a pulp in a dark alley when their "gaydar" malfunctions at the wrong time, and in the wrong place.

What About Me? How to find time for yourself when you have kids

Toddlers are beautiful, energetic, needy, demanding, selfish little creatures that make it easy to forget what alone time really feels like. In fact, they are so good at monopolizing every free second that when you actually manage to get one, you probably sit down in stunned silence wondering what to do with yourself. Figuring out a way to steal back some "me" time is essential to regaining just a little bit of the sanity that you lost before baby brain took over.

Take Vitamins

Chances are that while you were pregnant and breastfeeding, you were taking pre/post natal vitamins. But maybe you stopped now that life has sort of gone back to normal. Making sure to eat right and supplement with multivitamins, as well as getting adequate exercise, are essential to being able to manage your day.

The key to alone time is being able to ease kids into some sort of routine. If you don't get them to bed at a reasonable time, then you won't have any time at the end of the night or in the morning. Kids wake up early and you'll still be tired from the night before. This means that you will be going through a perpetual cycle of catch-up.

However, routines take commitment and energy. It is all too easy to just throw in the towel and hope they'll wear themselves out if you are too wiped to force the issue. Staying alert and physically fit to kick them into gear requires putting your own physical needs a lot further ahead than last.

Get To Sleep

Many parents tend to stay up late to make up for a lack of adult time. However, kids are not the only ones that need a bed time. Routines are just as important for parents. Believe it or not, minimizing the amount of awake time improves your ability to wear them out. Let's face it, wearing kids out is an important aspect to finding "me" time.

Piggy Back Daycare

"Me" time doesn't have to mean alone and away time. It just has to be time where you can let down your guard a little bit. By arranging play dates you are doubling the number of eyes. Depending on where you go, you find yourself sitting back and enjoying conversation and coffee while the kids go wild in a bouncy castle.

If you are lucky enough to have friends or family with kids in the same age group, take turns watching each other's kids once in a while. Trading babysitting is a great way to get an hour or two off.

Register For Preschool Programs

Although many parents tend to shelter their kids, delaying exposure to peers until they are closer to three or four, kids as young as two can be placed in "on their own" programs where they can engage in play and you can leave the room. This will not only make it possible to get an hour or two alone, it will make things a lot easier come kindergarten. You can always tell which kids are a bit too attached to their caregivers because they waited too long to explore their independence.

Take Advantage Of Family

If you can, ask relatives or friends to babysit. As long as you don't do it all the time, most people will understand your need for a sanity break. Don't be shy about taking people up on their offer to give you a break once in a while.

Skirt Lengths and The Economy

The Skirt Length Theory goes something like this: When the stock market plunges, so do skirt lengths. Fashion is often dictated by peripheral circumstances such as the state of the economy and if the world is going through a peaceful stage or embroiled in wartime activities. In the 1940s people were just starting to recover from The Great Depression and were in the midst of World War II.

The parallels that can be drawn from the events of the past few years are uncanny. The entire world is desperately trying to hang on to tenuous glimmers of hope that the current economic crisis is coming to an end and President Obama has just committed to sending more troops to Afghanistan. Sure, World Wars I and II had Hitler, who was hell bent on ridding the World of the pestilence of anybody that did not fit into the Arian ideal. But, we've got Islamic extremism. Again, the parallels which can be drawn are mind boggling. It just goes to show you that given enough time the most significant lesson of the Holocaust must be revisited: Lest we forget, we are destined to repeat.

Just prior to the recent world-wide economic collapse, a common lament amongst many women was the revealing nature of modern clothes. First, it was the crop tops. It was difficult to find a store that sold shirts which were long enough to be considered decent attire. Fortunately, the tides turned but, not for the better. Although the tops got longer, the change was offset by the rise of the low cut pants. Plumber butts became the norm.

When the stock markets crashed in the fall of 2008, many retailers suddenly started providing more conservative waist heights. People began focusing much more on how to put food on the table than how to be inappropriately sexy. It appears that the shock to the economic system has also had a drastic impact on a return to a certain level of propriety that would probably even be passable back in the 1940s.

The 1940s were marked by refinement and understated elegance. Skirt lengths were typically just below the knew and were not overly full or flowing. Clothes and footwear were rationed and people often struggled with being able to have enough to put on the dinner table. Rather than running out each season and buying the latest trends, women were encouraged to make and mend. This meant that clothes were often repurposed. When a scarf got torn it might have been used as a trim for an evening dress. With so many people affected by war, patriotism was at an all-time high so fashions often reflected military styles.

In modern day fashion, the military look is not back quite yet but, there does appear to be a resurgence of formality and return to decency. There is a push back against all the skin of recent years. More and more people are going back to what they have in the back of the closet than running out to the stores. While it is unlikely that the 1940s fashion will ever fully come back, it can be viewed as the haute couture edition of what is actually being seen on the streets.

What to do if your baby has colick

There are few things that are harder for a parent to have to deal with than being unable to help their child stop screaming. It is heart wrenching. When your sweetheart starts wailing you usually know exactly what to do. You know if they need a new diaper, are hungry, thirsty, too cold, or too hot. You know if their are just tired and need a hug. When it comes to colic many people don't know what more they can do.

The leading literature on the subject leaves parents feeling even more helpless than before they started reading. It is said that nobody really understands colic or what causes it. This is a fallacy. There really are a few things that can be done. This isn't to say that there won't be those tough nights, when nobody will get much sleep. But, with following a few simple tips will make these few and far between.

Colic In A Nut Shell

It may be hard to crack the code of a baby's crying. The thing is, that if you've tried everything you could think of and have investigated with your health care practitioner to rule out any serious issues, then there are two possible causes: It is either the result of painful gas buildup in their tiny little tummy or early teething pains.

Preventing Cramping Due To Gas

Typically, parents feel that it is important to burp their baby after each feeding. The reason for this is that air bubbles typically form during the feeding and must be released. However, not every baby is easy to burp. The good news is that patting the baby on the back to get a burp is not the only way to release that bubble. In fact, a burp is not always necessary. The same effect can be achieved by simply rubbing the baby's back to help with digestion and making sure any air is disbursed.

What is more important than the burp is avoiding putting the baby down in a horizontal position too soon after the meal. Keeping the baby upright allows the milk to flow through without settling uncomfortably. This is possible to do even if they have fallen asleep.

Another thing that helps move the fluids and air around are regular baby massages. These are not elaborate, complicated, or difficult. It simply involves firmly but, gently moving the hand in circular motions from the center outwards. There are many websites that explore how to give a proper massage, as well as numerous classes that talk to the matter.

A Little Water

For a baby, a meal of milk is the same as a full four course steak dinner for an adult. Imagine eating that without having anything to drink after. A little bit of water will go a long way to help ease digestion and alleviate painful gas.

When Prevention Was Not Enough

Some babies are more colicky than others. This is because some people are more prone to gas build up than others. It could be the result of an intolerance milk products. If a drop or two of water has not helped, consider good old Gripe Water. It is made of fennel and is completely natural and safe to give the baby. A dose of Gripe Water is often all it takes to calm them right down.

Early Teething

Most people are not aware that teething can begin many months before you ever see a tooth. Considering that some babies are born with teeth, it is never too early for them to start experiencing discomfort and pain. Consequently, no remedy related to gas build up will be effective.

When it gets really tough, the baby may become so inconsolable that they don't know what they want. They'll ask to be picked up but, won't want to stay there. They'll be kicking and screaming and throwing themselves on the floor. They won't want a drink or food and it will even be a challenge to just keep them from hurting themselves because of all the thrashing about.

Fortunately, there is something on the market called Camilia. It is all natural and does not have any side effects aside from virtually instantly causing the baby to calm down. Even if the baby is not exhibiting any symptoms other than being obviously bothered, it could still be the teeth and there is no need to have anybody just grin and bear it.

There absolutely is something that can be done about a colicky baby. If they are still screaming after you have tried everything, go try something a little different. Babies never cry for no reason at all. The tricky part is finding the reason, and brushing it off as 'colic' is not a reason.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Don't Read My Blog

No really, don't read any further. The opinions expressed might make you come up with your own. They may stimulate and confuse you. Don't keep reading.

No matter what you do, don't go through the archives and look at anything written beyond the next line.
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Monday, November 2, 2009

Why Parents Can't Let Children Play Outside Alone Anymore

We hear a lot, these days, about how children's lives are over scheduled and over protected. How they are becoming unable to empathize with real life and lack the street smarts that they can only gain by getting to play on the street, unsupervised by the ever watchful eye of a parent or caregiver. The problem is that today's parents have been left with little choice.

We live in a different world. Communities are more congested and, at the same time, people are more remote from one another. The truth is that when kids played outside alone, entire neighborhoods were looking out for each other's kids. Everything was more or less within walking distance and everybody knew each other.

People did not really fear strangers because if a stranger came to town they got noticed. Fast. Kids knew whom to stay away from. Today, kids need to stay away from everybody, because there are more strangers than friends. There are more places to hide and much further that they can get taken before anybody notices.

They are also more curious, more willing to take risks because they are more desensitized to reality. There are more movies, more things on television that confuse the atrocities of mankind with the atrocities of imagination for the sake of pure entertainment. Reality television, mixed with the evening news, mixed with movies and prime time shows based on true stories, mixed with true stories inspired by stuff they saw on television. It's all too confusing for young minds. How can they be expected to cope? Most adults can't tell the difference anymore.

Unfortunately, the reality of the day is that it is a different world than the one we grew up in. Today's world is one where kids have to practice lock down drills the same way that they practice fire drills. Bullying has escalated to the point of viral proportions, taking advantage of ever advancing technology, making it harder and harder to control. Adults are able to mascaraed as kids and lure them in ways never possible, in the past.

Perhaps one day there will be a revolt, a return of sorts, to a time where reality and fiction are not so inter-woven. Maybe it will be easier to guard our children and our streets from those who wish to do them harm. Perhaps children will grow up in neighborhoods and schools where fellow kids are not completely devoid of respect for others, and life itself. Maybe things will change.

It would be nice if we lived in somewhat simpler times but, the reality of the day makes it impossible for most parents to forget, forgive and move on. We have to be more vigilant. We have to be more watchful. These days, we really can't be too careful.

The Men Who Stare At Goats

Just to be clear, I have not seen this movie yet. I want to though. Fact is that with tiny tots under foot, it's tough to get out.

Still, how funny is this title? "The Men Who Stare At Goats." As my local couch potato put it, they obviously aren't doing it for the money anymore. I almost split my side laughing, which was even more challenging given that I had just taken a gulp of tea and had not had time to swallow yet.

Clooney is awesome on a bad day but, and Ewan in no slouch either. So, this does look good. But, what really sells it is the guy from 24 (Glenn Morshower). I've never seen him in anything before his repeated stints as the secret service dude and now it looks like he's getting himself typecast as the guy in uniform. What he needs is a good Judd Apatow flick to rescue his ass from that terrible fate.

Again, I haven't seen the movie yet but, why is it that Jeff Bridges always picks roles where he looks like he's in on a bigger joke than everybody else? Is he the only guy in the entire Universe that really, truly understands the randomness that is 42?

With Each Death A Little More Forgotten

My grandmother is long since gone
With her, all of life's lessons

I've tried so hard
Over the years
To make it all for something

She sacrificed and made mistakes
She took a helping hand
Some strength through love she did afford
The rest she simply followed

For all these years
I've always sworn
To write a simple novel

Of love and things we've left behind
Her history
Her passion
Without the glue she used on us
Her absence still a void

I've tried so hard
Perhaps one day
I'll put the work on paper

Beyond her now
There's little left
Except two shiny stars

So much unknown
So much unseen
So scared to live tomorrow

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Can't Get a H1N1 Flu Shot? Blame David Miller

Had this been a few centuries back, I could see how garbage removal could not be considered an essential service. These days, however, people are armed with more scientific data and medical evidence than that.

The truth is that while Mr. David Miller was sitting on his hands, unwilling to mandate the unions to collect the garbage valuable time was being lost. Nobody can deny the magnitude of the immunization initiative. But, instead of figuring out all of the logistics involved they were walking the streets holding placards.

Now, the entire country is scrambling to figure out which way is up. They are guaranteeing that anybody wishing to be immunized will be able to do so by Christmas. That is just about as good as saying "don't worry we'll give it to you sometime before the end of the flu season."